#Technically not but whatever

[animatedjen]

Meditation | Jedi Survivor

[smibberz]

Harold and Kumar

[peppermintslol]

Claire💞💞💞

[mantis--hymn]

[cucksworth]

Can't shoot when you can't see.

[noodles-and-tea]

Haha whoops

[sillylotrpolls]

Before voting, spin the wheel and get a Lord of the Rings character.

Not sure who your character is? You can look them up on this Tolkien Gateway character list, or just vote based on vibes.

For the purposes of the game, assume your vote is not "LaCE compliant." (That is, fucking an elf does not instantly mean marriage or death for that elf.)

Poll concept from @pollsnatural.

[laikabu]

[kenny-the-blink]

Crimson

One of my Spider-Man AUs, despite not having anything to do with Spider-Man.

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The Crimson witch, aka Flash, has fire magic (magic that manifests in fire) and studies under the scarlet witch, who retired to pursue a farming vegetarian life. She got a lesson set up by her friend, Phoenix, a pyromaniac who, fittingly, lives in hell. She thought it’d be funny since they have such similar witch names. 

Flash is not only a witch in the spellcaster sense, she’s also in tune with nature and partakes in deity work. Sadly, this doesn’t leave her much time for rest so she’s fairly sleep-deprived most of the time. The only reason she ever gets any sleep is because her girlfriend, Ned, makes her. 

They’re part of a prophecy that reads “Two witches, like Ying and Yang, shall use their combined strength to take down the Scarlet witch.” They’re opposites in the sense of their magic. Ned isn’t the strongest but they have expert control over their magic, on the other hand, Flash is extremely strong but has very little control. When working together they can be extremely powerful, even more powerful than the most powerful witch.

Now when it’s about Ying and Yang there’s always some sort of common ground between the two, all good is rooted in some evil and all that. What Flash and Ned have in common is their interests. Their interests are so in line in fact that they started dating. 

Wanda was completely fine with this, however, the teachers at Kamar-Taj wouldn’t be. Not that Ned would let them find out. When they accidentally let it slip that they had a girlfriend sadly Flash had to pretend she was just a normal person and not a witch studying under the Scarlet Witch. It wasn’t fun for her.

This only got worse when they got married later in life. They got married in between the corn fields on Wanda’s farm who was offended when she wasn’t invited. Everyone at Kamar-Taj however very quickly noticed Ned’s ring and would not drop it until they had a proper ceremony, free of charge of course. 

So they had a vow renewal at Kamar-Taj, Flash still very much pretending to not be a witch. Very awkward afterparty.

[ptsinkbaby]

pictures taken 20 years apart that are LETHAL

[valeriapryanikova]

permit office is kinda horror

[cantarelaria]

if you think about it, the zuiyin is kinda like their cutie mark 🎠

[bixels]

Happy anniversary to The Grand Galloping 20s! Hard to believe it's been a whole year since I started Tulli and I's MLP 1920s AU.

[inkskinned]

we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.

"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."

i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.

you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"

i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.

what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.

i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.

"don't make a big deal about this," you said.

this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.

"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.

you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."

the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.

afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."

[mxnster-soul]

I went to check on him.

Never seen anyone sleep so dramatically before.

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[raisins-n-space]

possibly one of my favourite eps… he served cunt AND the empire <3